HILLYBILLY MEDICAL TERMS

Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.
Cesarean Section…....A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan..................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................A sheep dog.


Coma.....................A punctuation mark.
D&C........................Where Washington is.
Dilate......................To live long.
Enema.....................Not a friend.
Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula......................A small lie.


G.I.Series................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on.
Labor Pain................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.............A Doctor's cane.
Morbid.....................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...................Cheaper than day rates.


Node.......................I knew it.
Outpatient...............A person who has fainted.
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room........Place to do upholstery.
Seizure...................Roman emperor.


Tablet....................A small table.
Terminal Illness………Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor………..............More than one.
Varicose.................Near by/close by.